Notwallader
Disciple of Prayer
Please pray for me. There is this myth over strangers touching you and you can start having missing body parts in my area. Yesterday, a stranger touched me while feigning familiarity. Since then till now I am worried as my penis size has drastically shrunk, looking like that of a child. My pregnant wife is crying that she has never seen me like this in our ### years of marriage. Please pray for me, that every diabolic manipulation be scattered and my life restored to me in its wholeness. Please pray for me as I can't even concentrate at work.