Anonymous
Beloved of All
Lord, Lord, I ask you, please, please, no, no, absolutely no, no more loneliness, singleness, lateness in marriage, disappointments, rejection, sadness, sorrow, asthma symptoms of asthma, itchy scalp, thin hair, absolutely no, no more disappointments in any way, form, or fashion, with any photographs, videos taken of me, never ever again, ever, no, no, absolutely no, no more lack, poverty, living in council hour. Please, please, please grant me, me, please, please, Lord, all the deepest, deepest desires of my heart, please, Lord, big, huge, tiny, or small, right now, please, Lord, without any delay at all, in Jesus' name. I ask you, please, please, Lord, make ### a please, please, contact me without any delay at all, sincerely, deeply, abundantly, genuinely apologize to me for hurting, upsetting me abundantly right now, without any delay, ask me to meet up with him one to one without any delay, please, Lord, in Jesus Christ's name.