Anonymous
Beloved of All
Dear lord, thank for this wonderful day where I got to play badminton and basketball with my friends. I played really well at the end of the night even though I've never truly tried to learn basketball, even people who've been playing for ages have accommodated my unique athleticism and skills. My vertical jump has also unexpectedly improved which was a surprise and I wish to one day touch the rim. I hereby ask you again for the support of going to a deeper relationship with the girl I like, Emily. I've known her for 2-3 years and I truly love her for her sweet and kind personality and the joyful spirit she has. Please allow me to date her and let me be her boyfriend, I promise I will be the most caring and thoughtful boyfriend ever. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.