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Pray that ### does not go to ###. Lord, please cancel ### plan. Lord, ### needs to realize that money is hard to find. Please make ### understand not to waste her money going to ###. People are helping ### with monthly expenditures, so it is not a joke to waste money. Lord, I ask Your mercy to...

Oh Lord, i ask for forgiveness for joking at workplace and commenting on others which has now been reported to HR. The joke was between colleagues just casually but an intruder has leaked same with HR and now our job is at stake. We realised our mistake and will now stick to our job and will not...

Hi, I'm ###, a witch who does tarot, and someone is trying to curse me and my sister. We make music for the Lord, and a witch said nobody will like me and my sister outside of a fan base we never went to. This witch came to us. I know it's jealousy, and I took it as a joke, but I remembered the...

God help my family, more so my husband let him know that married is not a joke...and also let this second woman that has really tomented me to stay away from my husband.

Jesus is this a joke from you. I rarely read the Bible and now you ask me to work in the Bible society to promote the Bible and moreover ask me to work at the same place where my ex is working. I felt so unworthy as I did not read the Bible and not fit for the job and now you are calling me to...

depression is very bad as usual loneliness & sadness is awful. dark thoughts sleep too much & not restful sleep. odd dreams nothing good in this world for me not one friend. prayers go unanswered prayer sites are a joke and automated ai garbage now thought about just ending it come frequently...

I can hear a witch saying, you’re a parody (a joke). Please agree with me in prayer - I reject that word and return it to the sender until she repents at the feet of Jesus.

Could you please pray for a wrong spirit like joke or mockery I am clown of the different place like figure “ I am liars “ harrasment with minimize for increasing their life with suffering , extermination, missing , disappearing to figure “ I am dementia “ like I asylum , every conversation is...

Please pray for this woman continue mockery and joke with divorce empty for embarrassment me , and widower spirit like kill me for new girlfriend and family for my husband please pray for my peace I know husband is free for new girlfriends but please my divorce with my benefit and my alimony...

I need prayer that God forgive me. I took many of the words of God lightly and almost like a joke. I now see that God is serious about how you serve him. I need God to help me move on from not regret and serve him with my future wife and work with God when I get married in how God sees fit for...

Hey, no joke say a prayer for me. I'm still being chased after by a literal witch. Please say a prayer for me to resolve my spiritual situation in favor of thr holy angels and God thanks. No disrespect meant to anyone nor anything.

Heavenly father please please give me a baptism of the spirit tonight. I need your help, this is no joke now.

Please friends pray for this terrible situation. Matt is in trouble with his Mobile church, his son is greatly troubled and he needs our prayers since it was recently disclosed he has been arrested for drugs. This is no joke. Please pray for him and his family and his church in Jesus name, Amen!

Lord...please..May my mom understand that my pregnancy cravings are no joke...I don't mean to be crabby or to cry...but I also don't deserve to be mistreated for it...

Please pray for my friend who has constipation issues and help her to pass the pain. Pray please that mine becomes more solid. I apologize for crudeness but we are suffering. Thank you and bless you . (This is not a joke)

My brother James and my brother-in-law have been tormenting and threatening to hurt me. It’s not a joke. Please pray for their evil to go back on them instead. Rebuke them Jesus.

URGENT May Emilios brother and family members (specially the women) understand my position and defend me in these discussion cuz he just doesn't get it. He minimizes me and laughs as he disguises it as a joke... he broke his promise and has been playing dumb with me.... and doing things behind...

I’m being harassed by familiar spirits shoving particles up my nose and calling them “financ-holes or hoes.” I’m not in on the joke. It is stupid wicked witchcraft used to torment hurting people. Please pray for me.

I need a miracle for my sciatica. God, I know every time you give me a challenge, you want me to learn something. I am sorry that I let you down, I really can’t do this anymore. The excruciating pain I am experiencing is no joke and I really cannot live my days properly. I am willing to change...

I ask for prayer for strength and guidance there is this girl who I really like and she really likes me but yesterday she called me and asked me what I was doing and my friend made a joke saying we was going to see some girls when I was really headed home from playing basketball but she thought...