favorite lines

When I worked for the messenger service, one of their favorite lines when a messenger made a delivery was,"What took you so long?"If and when the Rapture ever gets here, I'm going to ask God,"What took you so long?"Can't wait to get out of this stupid world.

When I worked for the messenger service, one of their favorite lines when a messenger made a delivery was,"What took you so long?"If and when the Rapture ever gets here, I'm going to ask God,"What took you so long?"Can't wait to get out of this stupid world.