empire state building

If the Rapture doesn't come soon, I might make a "do it yourself Rapture" and jump off the top of the Empire State Building. And get out of this world quicker than waiting 50 million years for the Rapture.

Sleep is peaceful, but then as soon as I wake up the idiocy starts.. Or I don't even finish my sleep the phone is making beeping noises that there's some advertisement that I'm not even interested in. or some customer wracking my brain with a convoluted story. Yet the Bible calls death an enemy...

My name is Steven Bobb and I prefer good experiences to bad ones. I would rather lay on a hammock sipping an iced tea than be hanging upside down on a broken scaffold from the 85 floor of the Empire state building.