If the Rapture doesn't come soon, I might make a "do it yourself Rapture" and jump off the top of the ### and get out of this world quicker than waiting ### million years for the Rapture.
Sleep is peaceful, but then as soon as I wake up the idiocy starts.. Or I don't even finish my sleep the phone is making beeping noises that there's some advertisement that I'm not even interested in. or some customer wracking my brain with a convoluted story. Yet the Bible calls death an enemy...
My name is Steven Bobb and I prefer good experiences to bad ones. I would rather lay on a hammock sipping an iced tea than be hanging upside down on a broken scaffold from the 85 floor of the Empire state building.